After I came to primary school, I met a very angry female teacher. After asking, she said, "You are so polite, kid, I am angry with a girl named Wang Xixi."
I asked her, "West, East, West, North and South?"
She nodded and stared at me for a long time before saying, "Yes, who are you?"
I smiled, waved my hand and said happily, "Teacher, your last name is Hu, right? Wang Xixi, my sister, I am Wang Qianqian, with a cursive on the west. "
Teacher Hu suddenly realized, "Oh, you are Wang Xixi, the monitor of Class 3, and I heard Miss Li talk about you. However, how can a smart and generous girl like you have a sister like Wang Xixi? "
I comforted Mr. Hu: "Don't be angry, Mr. Hu, what happened?"
Teacher Hu stamped his feet angrily, put his hand in his trouser pocket, and angrily scolded, "Hey, your sister Wang Xixi, in the math exam, the test paper was copied from Liu Yaoqing, the schoolmaster on her left. What a dishonest child."
It suddenly dawned on me, no wonder my sister got 100.
My sister will definitely have no good day at night, because after Mr. Hu finished speaking, she waved to me and said, "Little Qianqian has been chatting for too long, and we are all going to be late. Mr. Hu is leaving first. I'm going to call her mother first without telling your sister. By the way, what's your mother's phone number?"
I recited the phone fluently.
"I'm really sorry to trouble you, Cece, but it's getting late. I should go up. Bye."
I shook my head straight. "Teacher, our classroom is on the fourth floor and yours is on the sixth floor. I can walk with you for a while."
She thought about it and agreed.
I asked again, "Teacher, do you know about my sister's study?"
Teacher Hu wondered, "As a younger sister, don't you know?"
I shook my head. "My sister didn't even report my mother's death."
Teacher Hu lamented, "Alas, this student is more naughty than a boy. Once, when she wanted to play truant, I asked her,' Where are you going, Mr. Wang Xixi?' She casually said,' Go climb trees and play.' I shouted,' I'll let your parents wait on it.' She cried,' You said last time that you wanted your mother's law to serve me, do you know? My mother didn't even dare to touch my ass. " The whole class burst into laughter. "
Teacher Hu asked me, "Does your mother really do this to her?"
I shook my head: "Wang Xixi has a good face. She didn't dare admit it even after being killed, let alone just family law?"
I was going to ask Mr. Hu, but I ended up on the fourth floor, so we had to "goodbye".
Hehe, there's a good show again in the evening. It is estimated that my mother will nag and repeat: "You, Wang Xixi, can avoid death crimes, but can't escape living crimes."
來到小學(xué)之后,我遇到一個很生氣的女老師,詢問之后,她說:“你真有禮貌,小朋友,我是因為一個叫王西西的女孩生的氣。”
我問她:“東西南北的西?”
她點了點頭,盯著我好久,才冒出一句:“是,你是誰?”
我笑了笑,擺了擺手,輕松愉快地說:“老師,您姓胡吧?王西西,是我的姐姐,我是王茜茜,西上面加個草字頭。”
胡老師恍然大悟:“哦,你是三3班的班長王茜茜,我聽李老師說過你。但是,你這么聰明大方的乖女孩,怎么會有王西西這樣的姐姐?”
我安慰胡老師:“別生氣,胡老師,發(fā)生了生么事?”
胡老師氣急敗壞地跺著腳,手插在褲兜里,氣憤地罵:“嘿,你的姐姐王西西,在數(shù)學(xué)那次考試,考卷是抄她左手邊的學(xué)霸劉耀卿的,真是不誠實的孩子。”
我恍然大悟,難怪姐姐考了一百。
姐姐晚上肯定沒有好日子了,因為胡老師講完,向我揮了揮手,說:“小茜茜聊得太久了,我們都快遲到了,胡老師先走一步了,我打算先不告訴你姐姐,先打電話跟她媽媽溝通,對了,你媽媽的電話是?”
我流利地把電話背了出來。
“真是麻煩你了,茜茜,可是時間不早了,我該上去了,再見!
我直搖頭:“老師,我們教室在四樓,你們教室在六樓,我可以陪您走一段!
她想了想,同意了。
我又問:“老師,您知道我姐姐的學(xué)習(xí)情況嗎?”
胡老師疑惑:“你身為妹妹,不知?”
我搖了搖頭:“姐姐連媽媽都死不上報!
胡老師哀嘆了一聲:“唉,這個學(xué)生比男孩子還調(diào)皮。一次,她要逃學(xué),我問她:‘王西西同學(xué),你又要去哪兒?’她隨口一說:‘去爬樹玩兒!液鸬溃骸易屇慵议L那家法伺候!碌溃骸闵洗握f要媽媽那家法伺候我,你知道嗎?我媽媽連碰都不敢碰我屁股一小下!嗪逄么笮!
胡老師問我:“你媽媽真這樣對她?”
我搖了搖頭:“王西西好面子唄,她被打死也不敢承認,何況只是家法?”
我本來還想問胡老師,結(jié)果到四樓了,我們只好“再見”。
呵呵,晚上又有好戲啦。估計媽媽又會嘮叨地重復(fù):“你,王西西,死罪可免,活罪難逃。”