Mr. Xu Ming Chan is very boastful. He calls himself the first handsome man in the six realms-Sha Qianmo. If you don't believe me， look down:

　　"Ke Dong， where is your English homework?" Xu teacher turned over the exercise book， "Moer's， Yangyang's， Cece's， A Ying's， Ike's …"

　　Ke Dong faltered and said， "xu teacher， I … I left my homework at school yesterday， and I didn't … write it …"

　　"No， teacher." Wang severely punished his deskmate， the representative of English class， and stood up and said， "He didn't leave school at all yesterday. I looked at his desk and drawers because I was on duty yesterday."

　　Xu teacher was angry， learning from Sha Qianmo pointing to Ke Dong's nose and saying， "Li Ke Dong. If you forget not to do your homework， I will let you do the whole homework; If you dare not do your homework because you are naughty， I will let you do all the homework in the world. Come on， I don't want to see you again. " A bolt from the blue.

　　He is the same as Sha Qianmo， except that Sha Qianmo prefers Hua Qiangu， while xu teacher prefers English class representatives and English team leaders. Last time， Wang severely punished him for not doing his homework. We shouted for xu teacher to severely punish Wang severely， but the teacher waved his hand and said， "What are you yelling about? Wang severely punishes English so badly， why punish her severely? " Another time， the English group of the third group， Changjiang Hehe， confiscated the homework of their group. I thought the teacher would criticize Hehe. Unexpectedly， xu teacher yelled at the members of their group: "Hehe is so conscientious， which member must be naughty." Then， xu teacher named Zhang Yanfan， whose English is the worst in their group， and asked her to write one more exercise. Alas， poor classmate Zhang Xiaofan.

　　我們班有一個大名鼎鼎的老師，他就是英語老師——徐明尓教師。

　　徐明尓老師很臭美，他，自稱六界第一美男子——殺阡陌。不信你往下看：

　　“珂冬，你的英語作業(yè)呢？”徐老師翻著作業(yè)本，“默兒的，陽陽的，茜茜的，阿穎的，艾奇的……”

　　珂冬支支吾吾地說：“徐老師，我……我的作業(yè)昨天落在學校了，沒……沒寫……”

　　“不，老師�！彼�的同桌——英語課代表汪嚴懲，站起來說：“他昨天根本沒有落在學校，我看過他的桌面和抽屜，因為昨天我做值日。”

　　徐老師怒了，學著殺阡陌指著珂冬的鼻子說：“李珂冬。你敢因為忘記不做作業(yè)，我便讓你做整本作業(yè)；你敢因為貪玩不做作業(yè)，我便讓你做盡天下的作業(yè)。走吧，我不想再看見你�！鼻缣炫�靂。

　　他和殺阡陌一樣，只是殺阡陌是偏愛花千骨，而徐老師偏愛于英語課代表和英語組長。上次汪嚴懲難得沒有做作業(yè)，我們大呼讓徐老師嚴懲汪嚴懲，老師卻擺手一揮：“嚷啥呢？汪嚴懲英語那么厲害，干啥嚴懲她？”還有一次第三組的英語組長江赫赫沒收他們組的作業(yè)，本以為老師會批評赫赫，沒想到徐老師大吼他們組的組員：“赫赫那么盡職盡責，一定是哪個組員不乖�！绷T，徐老師點名了他們組英語最差的張艷凡，讓她多寫一張練習。唉，可憐的張小凡同學。